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Er, I'm really only jealous of your skills:)

Yes, I definitely hate you!

I think I hate you.

Yeah, I got shingles when I was about 36. It wasn't a real bad case, but still. My daughter’s boyfriend was telling me he had shingles which left scars above his eye. My wife’s rash is not so bad, but it is still irritating.

Aston Villa 3 v Liverpool 3 A point each was a fair result, although Liverpool let slip a 3-1 lead with only five minutes of normal time remaining, a common problem of late. It beggars belief how a team who will finish third in the premiership lets this happen so often. I really don't believe...

My wife hasn't been to the doctors since I can't remember when. She has kept herself confined for the last couple of weeks since she got the shingles symptoms, which were diagnosed by me.:)

My wife has shingles and a cough at the moment. She's been like this since the middle of our holiday in Tasmania which was about four weeks ago now. She won't go to the doctor though.

Too much going through your mind Losh.

Losh, I think you ought to re-assess your priorities:)

Man Utd 0 v Arsenal 1 The Gunners keep the pressure on Man City. I never thought I'd say this, but I really do want Arsenal to win the Premiership.

Enjoy your new job.

Yeah, watched that game. It keeps Chelsea in the running for European football.

I had a business selling gas and wood fires. I bought something very similar to this to help me move around heavy wood heaters. I'm not sure, but you may be restricted by the handle.

F@#k! I hate waiting for the bad news.

You haven't ridden in the UK when it's minus 10 degrees. That's when you know your pinkies are cold. I've ridden here to. Yeah, not quite as cold.

Heated gloves eh, who'd a thunk it?

Just kidding Losh.

Geez, I hope you're not wearing that tie for your step-daughter's wedding.

Yeah, I use to wear those thermal gloves when I did a lot of early morning cycle riding.

My bad:)

Sorry, I thought you meant this suit:)

It might look better:)

Got my land tax bill today. Last year $670. This year $1,740! F@#king robbing Barstewards!

Maaaaate…..So your gunna turn up to your step-daughter's wedding in a six-year-old suit, that doesn't fit you anymore, which you wore at your first marriage which is now defunct, and was last aired at a funeral. Faaarrrk! I'm starting to have visions of Oliver Hardy wearing Stan Laurel’s suit...

Yep, only two games to go. Liverpool is a definite 3rd place finish as per my mid-season prediction. Aston Villa my fourth-spot prediction look likely, although they are playing Liverpool next game, which will be interesting. However, even if Villa lose to Liverpool and Palace in their last...

I thought it was a Dutch cheese wheel:)

The free Spotify for me. It's FREE! Just like all the other radio stations.

I get your drift regarding the two jobs. I like the idea of early starts = early finishing and the type of work, although it may get a bit monotonous after a while, (you know, like once you've done one, you've done em all). But hey, van + fuel + outdoor working which I like personally, and...

Ooh, that's a dilemma! Which job do you really want?

I know what you mean. I reckon I started with more brain cells than the average person, but over the years I've had that many knocks to the head I think my brain cell count is on par with yours:)

There goes what's left of yer brain:)

Chief Forensic Scientist eh! Okay, where have you buried the body?

Mmmm….She’s always got me by the balls.

But it's never too late:)

I think you've missed your calling:)

Once again, this is getting out of hand. Mind you, my missus’s undies are taking a hammering, as I wear a different pair of hers six days of the week.:)

Too late.

I haven't got two pairs of underpants:(

I remember going for a vasectomy when I was 30. It was a GP out in the suburbs who came highly recommended. He was about 40ks from where I lived but he bulk-billed, so yeah. Anyway, I walked in there and was asked a couple of preliminary questions about why I wanted a vasectomy, and before I...

F@#k! I remember back in the day, taking the head off my 1974 244DL Volvo and polishing all the valves. And I replaced a blown piston in my 1967 Humber Imperial. No problem. This stuff you are dealing with Paul has got me well f@#ked. Mind you, back in the day things were so much simpler.:) I...