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I bought an aftermarket front bar for my ve. It was cheaper than stripping the paint off the original one and fixing the few dents . Fits as good as the original except for the left hand side which was not sitting flush. But after undoing it and re aligning it it fits perfect.

Years ago our fence needed replacing and the neighbour wanted a colorbond fence. We were against colourbond as we have 3 neighbours on that side and would have looked weird having a timber then colourbond then timber fence.Told him we would pay half of the price of a timber fence and if he...

OK my mistake, I thought you thought it was fibreglass.

Unfortunately ours is a concrete pool so doesn't have a liner, thats why we have to drill a crap load of holes in it to aid with drainage before filling it in.

We were thinking about getting our inground pool filled in , but the amount of crap you have to deal with we just gave up . To start with you need to have a certain amount of hole drilled in the bottom so when it is filled in the water can still drain out. Then the bottom 3rd has to be filled...

Our back garden floods when it rains. Has only been happening for the last 4 or 5 years and couldn't work out why . We have new neighbours, they moved in a few months ago , nice young couple and he wants to plant a big veggie patch. He started to dig up the back garden a few days ago and I...

I was given a similar one a couple of years ago from a customer at work. They are pretty good .

Yeah already have, I do that with all scams.

Another scam email today. I don't even bank with them

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When I worked at GMH in the 70s as a welder and dent knocker one of my jobs was to ,,"modify" the wheel arches on the A9X toranas to suit the bigger wheel/tyre combo . I had a big arse hammer and belted the lip of the guards under to stop the tyres rubbing.

Our old dog Sammy who passed away 2 years ago loved kids who came to our place to visit . He would play ball with them all day and when they went home he would cry at the door for them to come back . He was so gentle and would 100% trust him . But if we went for a walk and a kid came up to him...

My daughters friend had 2 American staffys , they were really friendly and they absolutely adored each other. One day they were play fighting as they do when somehow one of them got their mouth stuck on the other ones collar. It panicked and started struggling, the owner managed to undo the...

The problem we have in our house is the missus saying something along the lines of , I only bought those biscuits the other day and they are all gone. Or that's the last time I buy those biscuits, they have been sitting in the biscuit barrel that long they've gone stale. Can't win.

I'm watching paint dry. Yep just finished painting the bedroom and couldn't for the life of me work out why some parts of one wall has horizontal streaks on it. Have gone over it a few times but still there. Turns out it's the reflection from the plantation shutters.

I was looking through some boxes in the bungalow . Among some of my kids toys that we kept were Thomas the Tank engine videos, Starwars figurines, an Alf doll and about 10 Barbie dolls. Also found this that belonged to miss 39 that her grandma gave her for her 3rd birthday. She was nicknamed...

Glad you didn't put a comma after the word "used"

And before anyone asks I'm OK with condoms too

Yep , no problem with them

I was wondering how long before you showed up :D

Aaaaaaaggggghhh

Stop it

I suffer from   globophobia so my 2 kids never had balloons at their parties. If the went to a party and were given a balloon it was put in the car boot till we got home. Don't get me started on the shopping centres that give away free balloons to kids.

Victoria the nanny state wants wood burners banned because of people with asthma and respiratory problems according to the asthma foundation

When I worked in cold storage , if anything was out of date the boss would use acetone to rub out the old date then stamp a new use by date in it .

And I'm taking you with me

They have had their insurance co have a look at it. Apparently the previous owner patched it up for a quick sale.

Friends of ours just bought a house earlier this year for 1.5 Mil. Didn't bother about getting an inspection . It's about 7 years old . Turns out the upstairs shower base has been leaking and rotted the timber in the walls and floor and the skylight has also been leaking causing structural...

Yeah I logged into it too this morning and it just seemed to freeze so gave up .

The boss can be a bit of a hard ass sometimes. And if you say anything I will deny it ;)

That's the reason my son quit his last job. He spent an average of 4 hours a day commuting to work then to customer breakdowns then home again. He was on big dollars but he had enough of the travelling. One customer was in Sydney so he was up at 5.00a.m to fly from Melbourne to Sydney, drive to...

I'm lucky as I can work from home 5 days a week ;)

My wife is always telling me to rug up , but I don't feel the cold as much as others. Been cold here in Melbourne the last few days and I only ever sleep in boxer shorts and throw most of the blankets off where as my wife looks like she is going on an Arctic expedition when she goes to bed. I...

Stupid drivers, there was a semi infront of me making a left turn into a driveway, it was an industrial estate so not much traffic. He had to pull onto the wrong side of the road to get up the drive so I stopped and flashed my lights to to let him know to go. This dikhead behind me decided to...

I just typed in TV brand and model then download remote

I downloaded a remote to our TV onto my phone a few years ago. Not sure if you can still do it though with the newer TV's.

I recently received a picture of my grandfather who went off to war in 1914 as a 15 year old . He was a Gordon Highlander in the battle of the Somme. He was one of a very few to survive that battle and suffered what we now call P.T.S.D. The in 1939 went off to fight in the second ww.