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Had my Rad Vol up button break on the VZ, anyone's who is interested here's a simple fix & only takes about 10mins once removed from the car. Pic 2 shows the two very fine hinge points that become weak & break off. 1. Cut up a piece of thin plastic 1.5cm x 1cm to form a tee as pictured. 2...

ITEM: VY2 HSV Cluster has been preprogrammed for manual crewman/one tonner, driver side airbag. LOCATION: Sydney NSW CONDITION: Used PRICE: $280 DELIVERY/PICK UP INFORMATION Pick up or post at buyers expense PAYMENT OPTIONS: Cash, EFT, Paypal CONTACT DETAILS PM or post here

ITEM: Aeroforce guage set LS1 Have as new in box twin Aeroforce guage sets with cables. Very little use & new condition no scratches, interchangeable black/white face. Will suit LS1 & LS2 LOCATION: Sydney NSW CONDITION: Used PRICE: $250 DELIVERY/PICK UP INFORMATION Pick up or post at buyers...

Had my 6L Crewie now for 8 yrs, to my knowledge the pump/sender/internal filter pad has never been removed nor replaced. As a maintenance item I want to remove & replace it. So I Just bought a new OEM fuel pump sender assy from GM & I'm in the midst of removing the oem inlet filter to replace...

Done a search to no avail, a mate has a VF2 V6 wagon fault came up the other day "Service ESP" anyone have any pointers on this? It did go away by itself though.

Have read quite a few threads here about LS rear main leaks, though none appear to cover this! While having the LS7 clutch replaced on my 6L Crewie late last year we found the rear main seal was weeping so had a new one installed at the same time. After a few months the rear main went from a...

DESCRIPTION: WTB T56 Bellhousing suit VZSS ITEM: T56 Bellhousing suit VZSS LOCATION: Sydney NSW, though will pay post CONDITION: Used DELIVERY/PICK UP INFORMATION: Freight or local pickup PAYMENT OPTIONS: Can EFT or Paypal CONTACT DETAILS: Please PM OTHER INFO: Let me know what you...

George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred's wife while she sunbathed topless. The next day, George corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, "I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday." Fred was quite put out over the peeping incident and told George...

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?' The blonde said it was hers...

A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper...

A Chinese guy is sitting next to a Jewish guy on an airplane. Out of the blue, the Jewish guy slaps the Chinese guy so hard that his head reverberates. The Chinese guy asks, 'What did you do that for?' The Jewish guy says, 'That was for Pearl Harbor..' The Chinese guy says, 'But Pearl Harbor...

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with...

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you...

There once was an Indian whose given name was “Onestone”, so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone! After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, “If anyone calls me onestone again I will kill them!” The...

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it." Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework." The teacher says, "Very good, Claude." Mary says, "The sky is very dark...

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, ''Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited.'' The groom replies, ''I...

Most Batchelors have been the victims of a blind date. Numerous well meaning friends and relatives are always willing to "fix up" unsuspecting fellas with girls whom they describe as "perfect for you." However, from the description given, it is difficult to imagine what these girls may be like...

An old man placed an order for one burger, French fries, and a drink. After taking the tray to a table near the back of the room, he unwrapped the plain burger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into...

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the...

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on...

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. "Tsk Tsk!" said the passer-by to himself. "What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I...

Did you know the longest nerve in the human body conects the eyeball to the anus..its called the 'Anal Optic Nerve' & its responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. if you dont believe me, pull a hair from your arse and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye!

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big...

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her...

Every Friday at 8pm a guy came in a bar and ordered 3 beers at the same time. He took one, the other, the third, paid the bill, got up and left. One fine Friday the waiter, already intrigued by it, asked the man, 'Excuse my curiosity, but why do you drink 3 beers every Friday at the same time?'...

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although...

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting...

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm...

ON THIS DAY - 1948, November 29 Australia's Own Car was born. Unveiled at Fishermen's Bend by Australian Prime Minister, Ben Chifley, who famously announced, "She's a beauty".

It's not difficult.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a...

ITEM: 2017 VF II Holden Ute SSV Redline PRICE: $49,500 LOCATION: NSW, Sutherland YEAR: 2016 SERIES: VF series 2 BADGE: SSV ENGINE: 6.2L - LS3 TRANSMISSION: M6 COLOUR: White EXTERIOR CONDITION: Excellent INTERIOR CONDITION: Excellent TYRE CONDITION: 95%+ TYRE SIZE: 245/35R19 95W...

I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, "You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!" She didn't hear me and proceeded to get onto the...

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband...

Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank. A few days later, a...

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to a hospital. Now that’s stressful. But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you as a father to be. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is...

A queue of people are waiting for a job interview on a building site. The foreman at the desk shouts 'Next!' A man steps forwards. 'Name!' asks the foreman. 'Marks N Spencer' says the man. 'I've got no time for clowns' says the foreman. '**** off. Next!' The next in line steps forward. 'Name!'...

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her...

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are...

A porn star goes into an employment agency looking for a job. He tells the secretary he wants a new line of work. The agency gives him an interview and then find a job for him as a petrol pump attendant. A week later the woman at the agency phones the gas station to see how he's getting on...

The difference between the words 'complete' and 'finished' Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is: When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.... And when the right one catches you with the...